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BEST DENNIS RODMAN CAN'T SELL DRAMS T-SHIRT...

BEST
T-shirt

Original
Rodman has an eye piercing.
A bead is set in the nose.

"Dennis Rodman Can't Sell Drums"

Rodman's
Using image and popularity
When you try to expand your business
This is a sarcastic phrase used to describe something that didn't go well.

Specifically, Rodman named it after himself
The Dennis Rodman Bar-BQ Sauce
When you try to sell a product
This refers to the failure due to insufficient sales growth.

...Summarize and quote the translation

Size: M

Made in the USA
50/50
Round body
Single stitching on sleeve hem

The satire and mockery of the time were printed on them.
This is a cultural t-shirt with a twist.

Just the right size
What do you think?

SIZE (indicated)
M

SIZE (actual measurements)

MATERIAL
50% COTTON / 50% POLYESTER

CONDITION
There are only a few minor stains.
It is in good condition with no noticeable damage.